Congratulations to everyone who made it to the playoffs. Better luck next year for those that didn’t.
I didn’t know the first tiebreakers were related to the head-to-head records. I was just going by the stuff posted in the league rules and didn’t recall seeing that. But it makes sense.
*Week 14 Review
I probably should have lost this week. The Steelers can’t get an offensive TD for the life of them. Crabtree is playing like complete shit. Three TDs from the QB and he gets one fucking yard? Fuck you Crabtree. Should have started Branch. What was I thinking. And that fucking TE I have. No matter how much I scream “Get it to the Mexican!”, it doesn’t get to him. I’m lucky Chris had the worse game of his career. 45 ties for third lowest points scored. Or it would have but Alex smashed that old record of 44 with his 37 point performance in week 9. Lucky for Chris the result didn’t matter.
Rhett manages a win against Dave this week to get to a semi-respectable record of 6-8. Dave falls to 4-10, tied for worse with Alex. Next year, lets all send Dave a couple of tips before the draft to help him out a bit.
Kevin has a big game this week to blow Division leader Tim out of the water. Where were all these games for Kevin all season long? He even left 21 points on the bench from Garcon. Oh that’s right. Greene’s 3 points probably explain Kevin’s lack of success all season long. Tim gets hit with a QB concussion. Lucky for him this week’s result didn’t matter. If it weren’t for some nice points from DeSean Jackson and Foster, Tim would be challenging for lowest points in a game here. Did anyone see that Eagles game? I am not talking about that backdrop TD from Jackson. But after the game when the lady was interviewing Vick, Jackson was clowning next to him. Guy is fast as shit but totally unprofessional.
Brian wins out the five games but misses the playoffs. Just barely. Tied record with Derek and Dave mentions they split their head-to-head series. But Derek has more overall points. Vick goes for 25, 27 from the Steelers DST and 17 from MJD. Brian has been on a fucking tear these last few weeks. 100 or more points every game since week 10. Peaking just one game too late. I would would imagine everyone in the playoffs is taking a sigh of relief due to not having to face Brian in the playoffs.
Derek losses his final regular season game to Matt but gets into the playoffs anyways. Manning and Turner go for 50 total but too little from everyone else to overcome Matt. Matt gets 52 from Schaub and Chris Johnson and that is the difference right there. Crazy second half heroics from Schaub. I didn’t think Matt had a chance in hell of winning this one down by that much.
*Best plays and worse plays
Bowe goose eggs again. But at least he had a catch today. Wonder if Derek feels good about starting him in the playoffs.
McFadden on the bench for 38. Damn. Inconsistent but crazy points some games. Will be interesting to see when he gets drafted next season. Made it through most of the season without injury. About half his games were amazing. But takes some balls to start him.
Crabtree over Branch was started by the Chinese. Just terrible coaching.
*Interview – Thanks Tim for your final thought
Newsletter: What are your thoughts on Brian not making the playoffs? Would you have preferred to be paired against him or do you prefer the other 3 currently in the playoffs with you?
Tim: I would have much rather had Brian in there than Derek. His team looks great and I predict that he will win it all.
Newsletter: I know you mentioned going with a strategy involving dramatic choices or something like that during the draft. How has that strategy gotten you here to the playoffs? What were some of the problems?
Tim: It got me here because of Arian Foster and Rodgers, and if I picked any WR other than Fucking Moss for my 2nd pick I would be dominating. So I think my strategy was excellent. To have last pick and still have the best RB in the league….I think my drafting speaks for itself. Problems have been unreliable WRs. I finally have some good ones, but now I’m stuck with Forte as my #2 RB because I had to trade away my other RBs for WRs.
Newsletter: You made a couple of trades this season. Have they played out as well as you hoped? Do you have any trades you regret not being able to complete?
Tim: Trading for D Jax was a great idea. If TO takes his head out of his ass this week to get me to the finals, it will have been a good trade. No regrets.
Newsletter: You started out the year on fire. Then you ended up with the same record as me. I won’t even mention the couple of games that you should have lost. How did your team lose momentum?
Tim: The big issue has been injuries. A. Rodgers only plays every other game. I NEED him for the playoffs. Lost my sweet TE in week 4. brutal. Randy Moss being traded and cut hurt me. My losses only started after I lost guys at key positions. I still made the playoffs and Arian Foster is going to get me to the finals.
Newsletter: Rodgers really fucked you over this past week. Luckily it didn’t matter for you. He probably won’t play. What is the backup plan? Can you win without him?
Tim: I think Garrard will be playing from behind and he has the potential to go off. As long as I get 18 pts. or so from him, I should be fine.
Newsletter: I’m sure you think you will win this week against my team. Why?
Tim:
QB: Garrard is going to put up more points against the colts defense than Roth will against NYJ. Tim 1 Frankson 0
RB: Arian Foster is playing against one of the worst teams in the league against the run. Also Houston will get a lead early and run, run run. Sjax will have a good game too, but not as good as A.F. Tim 2 Frankson 0
Matt Forte will have a tough game against the Vikings, but J. Charles has no QB, so STL will fill the box and let that brutal QB chuck the ball. Tough call here….but I’ll give Frankson the nod here. Tim 2 Frankson 1
WR: Hakeem K. is the only WR left on the Giants, so he will be the focus of the Philly Secondary. TO has been out of action for a bit, but Cleavland is a great team to bounce back against. Palmer is so streaky though..so you never know. Could be good…could be bad. Tim 2.5 Frankson 1.5.
Colston will have a good game against Baltimore as long as Brees has time to throw.
DeJax is the man. If he is healthy, he will tear up the Giants. Vick’s mobility should neutralize the NYG pass rush a little bit. Tim 3.5 Frankson 1.5
Both our tight ends suck, but mine is playing CIN. Tim 3.75 Frankson 1.5
Kickers are pretty even, but ATL will score more points than DAL. Tim 4 Frankson 1.5.
Your defense is going to crush Min. Farve is good for at least 1 pick 6. 2 points for you here. So that leaves a narrow victory for me. Tim 4 Frankson 3.5 multiply by 10 and you have my margin of victory. Tim 102, Frankson 97.
*Analysis and Prediction
Frankson vs. Tim – Neither of our teams are peaking and have actually been kind of shit lately. I have to agree with how Tim broke down the match up by position. Pittsburg has been terrible lately on offense and the Jets probably won’t give up many points. I can only hope that the Indy-Jacksonville game turns into a defensive punt festival since it is a division game that will likely decide who goes to the playoffs.
I expect Charles to have a good game and Jackson to have a OK game. Jackson can’t get into the end zone. He had 2 shots last week at the 1 and didn’t get there. Bradford needs to check it down to him more. Foster is the best RB this season by far and I don’t see the Titans stopping him. I can hope Forte doesn’t do shit though.
Have to hope DeSean Jackson and TO don’t play too. Or that the Giants key in on Jackson and let Maclin go nuts this week. I’m so fucking glad Nicks is back. I would so have this in the bag if Gates wasn’t broken. I predict a 89-89 tie with the Chinese winning due to bench points mostly from the Saints DST.
Chris vs. Derek – Canadian rubble on the gridiron. Neither of these teams have been doing all that well lately either. Chris went down 3 weeks in a row and Derek 2. Absolutely impossible to find a clear favorite since we all suck right now.
QBs are kind of a wash here. SF surely will give up tons of points and the Chargers are desperate for a win. Rivers 25 points easy. Manning needs a win here just as bad. And he probably gets back one of his missing receivers in Collie. Should be 2 TDs right there. Another 25 just as easy.
Chris might be in for a rough time at RB again if Farve doesn’t play again. Hightower would have been terrible but they are playing Carolina. Hillis is solid and Turner is probably going to go nuts on the Seahawks. 10 point advantage to Derek. Calvin Johnson should have an OK game. Dallas hasn’t been going long much with that new coach. I expect a shit game for Austin with lots of action on the ground and short throws. Derek has it rough at WR now after enjoying amazing results for weeks. Cassel is probably out so Bowe probably lays a 3rd egg. Lloyd might not even play and that new coach probably isn’t going to have the backup QB force anything in the air. Wasteland at WR for Derek. 8 point advantage for Chris.
Tamme is going to see more action than Pettigrew. 5 for Derek. I like how Chris is playing the x vs. Carolina route. Chargers DST will just 3 and out the 49ers with few turnovers. 6 point advantage for Chris. So Chris wins by one point because Hartley misses a FG. And we have a god damn rematch from last season.
Good luck hosers.