Jizz (v.) to squirt hot spunk all over something.

Jizz is the word of the week as there was jizzing in each and every game. Let’s take a look at the action. We will also see what happened to all those 3-2 and 2-3 teams

*Week 6 Review – Highlights from Week 6

Frankson squared off against AK in the week’s only close game. Both teams put up good performances with most of the points not left on the bench. In this game, Brady jizzed all over some Chinese people. They still can’t get it out of their hair it was so bad. Surely Frankson expected 30 points from Brady but 39 resulted in the coach yelling “WHAT THE FUCK!!!” four times. AK could have gotten the win if he played Holmes over Moss but Frankson left Ray Rice and his 30 points on the bench.

Congratulations to Brian for his first victory of the season. Tim shouldn’t feel bad for getting jizzed on by Brian’s team. They have been waiting to unload for a long time. Tim should feel bad for his whole team scoring 64 points (bench inclusive).

Dave got jizzed on by Matt’s team with Brees taking the lead squirt. Dave left 82 points on his bench. Reports indicate that Dave was trying to save them points up for next week’s game.

Derek showed why he was voted strongest 2-2 team by jizzing all over Chris. Hard to win when Moss gets 30 points and you leave 85 points on the bench. The Donkey Punchers look to work on their coaching skills starting next week.

In our final game, Kevin took the biggest jizz of all right into Rhett’s eyes. His whole damn team, save for Forte, took turns unloading on Rhett. 144 points worth. Think that’s the highest. Rhett was not available for comment as he didn’t want any to get into his mouth.

*Best plays and worse plays (yeah, that’s right, not worst, just worse than the best)

Props to Kevin for perfect coaching. He didn’t leave anything on the bench. Even if he hadn’t dropped Sydney Rice right before the games started, his 176 yards wouldn’t have been better than the WRs he did start. Boo at Dave and Chris for leaving 80+ points each on the bench.

*Weekly poll

Four out of 7 voters think Rhett is kicking ass on the waiver wires. Nearly half of Rhett’s team is off the wire so I would agree.

*Interview

This week we interview coach Frankson and his Chinese. It’s easier getting the format down if I interview myself this week but look forward to replying to interview questions next week.

Newsletter: What’s going well for your team this season?

Frankson: My team is scoring points. I’ve had a LOT of close games so I’ve needed every point my guys have been getting. I had a pretty good draft and most of my guys panned out. I thought I had pretty good depth at RB and WR.

Newsletter: What isn’t going so well?

Frankson: I’ve had little success playing pick the DST of the week. I’m a bit shaky at QB. Romo is inconsistent and my backup is even more inconsistent. Some of the depth I thought I had at WR and RB kind of didn’t pan out. It’s harder to pick up guys off the waiver wire when you have the last pick but I can’t complain about that.

Newsletter: Who’s team do you fear facing the most?

Frankson: Kevin. He is scoring lots of points. His opponents aren’t scoring that much against him. And he is winning. I play him again Week 8.

Newsletter: What has been the key to your success or the cause of your failures?

Frankson: I’ve been making moves on the waiver wire. They aren’t obvious successes but they win me games. I hated letting go of Hasselbeck but he was hurt and I needed those points Garrard put on that one game for the win. Smelled a bad game out of Romo. Dave picked Hasselbeck up and got a ton of points. I have been looking at Burleson and Sims-Walker all season. I picked up Burleson and Sims-Walker went nuts. But the next week I started Burleson and I needed those points he scored.

Newsletter: Which of your guys has been the most surprising success?

Frankson: Ray Rice. I’ve been looking at him since last season. The Ravens weren’t so strong offensively but this year they have been good. I still haven’t managed to start him though.

Newsletter: Which of your guys has been the most disappointing?

Frankson: Ryan Grant. I keep starting this fucker over Ray Rice and he keeps sucking.

*Looking forward

Next week Tim will try to extend his 3 game losing streak against Kevin. The Punchers face off with the winner gets not to have a losing record. Frankson will try to make sure Brian’s sole win remains that way. Derek against Dave. Is Derek’s team going to prove the poll right? Rhett’s going to try to wipe the jizz from his eyes and win against AK. Watch out for Brady. That fucker will jizz all over you!

Lot’s of 3-3 teams in the East Division and it’s really close over there.