I’m unemployed so I’m going to add some color to our little league. A weekly newsletter if I can manage to keep doing it.
*Week 5 Review – Highlights from Week 5
Frankson’s Chinese sits at the top with a 4-1 record. To what does he owe his success? Looks like plain dumb luck. Kevin had lots of fight left in him even with 6 of his players on bye.
Elsewhere, Rhett defeats Brian to give Brian a big 0-5 hole, riding the Vikings DST and Peyton Manning (the only 2 guys scoring any points on his 2 wins). Brian needs to string some wins along really fast here. Cmon Brian. Stop leaving all them points on your bench!
Derek, voted strongest of the 2-2 teams, beats up on Matt. Matt scores 49 points, 19 on his bench. Must have been a bye week for most of his good players.
Chris beats AK even though he continues to bench Cedric Benson and even though Chris got blindsided by Mike Sims-Walker sitting out the game. Benson is having this crazy assed season but Chris has only started him once. Maybe someone should make Chris an offer for his overachieving bench-warmer. AK was seen beating himself in the head by local law enforcement though they declined to intervene.
Dave’s team has been on a huge upswing these last 3 weeks and walks in Tim’s team while they were dancing in front of the mirror. Then they proceed to beat the dancers to pulp. Dave’s team has been going off a lot lately so Matt better watch out this week. Nice pick up on Hasselbeck, though you didn’t need him to win.
*Best plays and worse plays (yeah, that’s right, not worst, just worse than the best)
Dave picking up Hasselbeck off the wire for 27 points. Brian benching Turner and his 27 points.
*Weekly poll
Derek was voted best 2-2 team. I think Derek has strong starters but his bench isn’t as strong. Especially at RB. But you don’t need your bench to score, just your starters.
*Looking forward
Chinese people will try to beat the ’47ers to go 5-1. Brady is probably going to jizz all over the Titans so this might be rough.
Brian faces Tim during Tim’s 5 guys on bye week. Brian, it’s now or never!
Matt’s going try to stop Dave’s winning streak.
Chris is going to try to show Derek that he has the best 2-2 team.
Kevin will try to show Rhett that all those waiver wire moves don’t matter.
5 teams are now 3-2 and 4-2 is a hell of a lot better than 3-3.